Saturday, April 10, 2010

This, That, and the Other.

Now that I've finally figured out how to get pictures off my phone, here are a few for your enjoyment.

Last Saturday I joined Steph's family at her company Easter party.  We enjoyed a lovely buffet then the kids had an Easter egg hunt.
Two days later I woke up to this: 8 freaking inches of snow!  Winter is over, and the snow needs to get lost!
Luckily the snow had almost all melted by the next day, and it has been warming up ever since.
Now that the snow is melting the coonhound is finding dead animal parts almost every day.  In this photo she is chewing on a deer pelvis.  I thought I had a picture of her with an elk skull, but that seems to have mysteriously disappeared from my camera.  It was a creepy skull, and I was not happy about it.  In fact, I'm not entirely sure that it wasn't a chupacabra skull.  It had really sharp teeth for an herbivore, but it also had antlers.  Yesterday she brought me a squirrel.  I don't know if she killed it or if it was dead before she found it, but I made her drop it.  Jef would be happy to know that I do let her carry the deer and elk parts around and chew on them, but I draw the line at letting them get into the car with us.  One day she carried an entire deer leg, complete with fur and hoof, for about an hour.  I had a heck of a time getting her to let go of that when we got to the car.
Here she is drinking from a baby waterfall.  I just liked this photo.

This photo was taken at about 11 pm on a school night, which is well past my bed time.  I had just settled into bed when I heard a soft "woof" coming from upstairs.  I figured that she was looking at something out the window, and that she would settle down soon, but she continued to woof softly every couple of minutes.  Pretty soon I could also hear her toe nails dancing around on the floor in addition to the woofing.  I finally decided to see what was up, and I found her standing in front of the refrigerator looking at the new box of Milk Bones I had purchased from Costco earlier that day.  I opened the box, gave her a Milk Bone, and went back to bed.  Unfortunately the woofing and dancing continued, so I went back upstairs and emptied the Milk Bones into a big Rubbermaid container, put it in the pantry, and went back to bed.  Once again, the woofing and the dancing started up again.  I finally went back up to see what she needed now, and she was staring intently at the box which I had put back on top of the refrigerator.  I gave her the empty box and for the next hour she raced through the house, up and down the stairs, around the kitchen and living room, with that stupid box in her mouth.  It was not a small box, so it made a lot of noise as she was careening through the house with it.  She finally managed to destroy it, and we were then able to go to sleep.  These are the things you have to put up with when you live with a coonhound!

Friday, April 9, 2010

This and That

I am coming to the end of the HCG diet phase 2.  For the last three weeks I have been able to keep off all of the weight that I lost.  I have been having a love affair with cashews that may have become a real problem for me, but as long as I'm not gaining the weight back I guess it's okay.  Even though I long to eat carbs I am a bit nervous about bringing them back into my diet.  I sent Mom a link a couple of weeks ago, and she found a link to the following blog on that site - http://cleochatra.blogspot.com/.  I love this blog!  The author has all kinds of recipes that are both low carb AND gluten free!  I made the oopsie rolls today and I enjoyed a tuna melt on one for lunch.  It's not bread, but for those of us who can't eat bread it is an acceptable alternative.  I've wanted to make the ultimate cheesecake.  I got Xyletol and Erythretol at the local health food store,  but I was unable to find ThickenThin.  Now that I can eat carbs again I may make this next week using plain old corn starch.  I figure that using the no-carb sweeteners it will still be fairly low carb with the corn starch.  I am also planning to make the cauliflower pizza crust tomorrow.  Those of you who can eat real pizza crust will not understand the quest for an acceptable alternative.  You just don't know how lucky you are until you can't eat any of the foods you love any more!

On the bright side I have been on a MAJOR shopping spree this week.  Last fall I'd finally given up on ever losing weight again, so I sent almost all of my "skinny" clothes to the DI.  As a result I have had to replace my entire wardrobe.  I now own three stunningly beautiful dresses, a great leather jacket, a swim suit, 3 pair of capris, 1 pair of shorts, 7 t-shirts, and 5 blouses.  Since I am out of money I really need to stop, but it's hard to stop once you've started and you actually feel good about the way you look.  I want to shop, and I want to buy everything I see!  Angela, I know you want pictures, but I really can't help you.  For one thing, I can't take pictures of myself (trust me, I've tried).  Second, I accidentally threw away the power cord for my camera thinking that it went to my old cell phone, and the battery is dead.  Third, I cannot get anything to upload from or download to my new cell phone.  I am having real technical difficulties here!